Scott & Bailey quotes

RACHEL: "Why would you tie a dog collar around someone's neck and set fire to them?"
JANET:  "Well, if you're a psychopathic murdering nutter, why wouldn't you?"

~ Scott & Bailey

Doctor Who quotes

SARAH: “How long have we been travelling?”
DOCTOR: “Hmm? What did you say?”
SARAH: “You promised me we’d be back in London five minutes before leaving Loch Ness.”
DOCTOR: “Did I?”
SARAH: “Oh, you’re trying to wriggle out of it.”
DOCTOR: “Wriggle out of what?”
SARAH: “Your promise.”
DOCTOR: “Listen, we’re on the edge of a time-space vortex and you’re talking in minutes.”
SARAH: “Oh, I see. What’s gone wrong this time?”
DOCTOR: “Nothing. Nothing at all. What makes you think something’s gone wrong?”
SARAH: “Because you always get rude when you’re trying to cover up a mistake.”
DOCTOR: “Nothing of consequence. Slight overshoot, easily rectified.”
SARAH: “Come on, where are we?”
DOCTOR: “We’ve come out of the time vortex at the wrong point, that’s all. A few years too late.”
SARAH: “How many?”
DOCTOR: “Thirty thousand.”

Planet of Evil

Doctor Who quotes

Lily: "What's happening?"
Doctor: "No idea. Do what I do. Hold on and pretend it's a plan."

Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe

Gilmore Girls quotes

ZACH: "Yeah, well, live and learn. Like, now I know not to drink the water in Mexico, which, by the way, somebody should really tell you. And I learned that I'm not morally against murder. I just wish I had the guts to do it."

Gilmore Girls 7.02:  That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee

Doctor Who quotes

Harry and Sarah

"And there was Harry...oh, I loved Harry. He was a doctor. He did wonderful work with vaccines, saved thousands of lives."

Sarah Jane Smith tells her young friends about a beloved former companion, in the Sarah Jane Adventures episode 'The Death of the Doctor'

Doctor Who quotes

SARAH: What's gone wrong this time?
DOCTOR: Nothing. Nothing at all. What makes you think something's gone wrong?
SARAH: Because you always get rude when you're trying to cover up a mistake.
DOCTOR: Nothing of consequence. Slight overshoot, easily rectified.
SARAH: Come on, where are we?
DOCTOR: We've come out of the time vortex at the wrong point, that's all. A few years too late.
SARAH: How many?
DOCTOR: Thirty thousand. 


Doctor Who, Planet of Evil

Doctor Who quotes

Harry and the Doctor

DOCTOR: Any chance of a cup of tea?
TANE: What!
DOCTOR: Or coffee. My friend and I have had a very trying experience. Haven't we had a trying experience, Harry?
HARRY: Very trying, Doctor.
TANE: Step into the security scan.
DOCTOR: What, no tea?
TANE: Let me point out to you that you have no rights whatsoever. I have full authority to torture and kill any prisoner who does not comply absolutely with my orders. That is your first and last warning.
DOCTOR: No tea, Harry. 


Genesis of the Daleks

Doctor Who quotes

ROGIN: There's been a snitch up. Didn't I tell you, Lycett? Five thousand years ago I said there'd be a snitch up.
LYCETT: Ten thousand.
ROGIN: Oh, beautiful. We should have taken our chance with the solar flares and gone into the thermic shelters. We'd have been happily dead by now.


Doctor Who: The Ark In Space

Doctor Who quotes

DOCTOR: You're improving, Harry.
HARRY: Am I really?
DOCTOR: Yes, your mind is beginning to work. It's entirely due my influence, of course. You mustn't take any credit.


Doctor Who: The Ark In Space

Doctor Who quotes

Harry and Sarah Jane

HARRY: She's coming round.
DOCTOR: Good.
HARRY: Steady. Steady on, old girl. Steady on.
SARAH: Harry...
HARRY: Yes, I'm here, I'm here.
SARAH: Call me 'old girl' again and I'll spit in your eye.
DOCTOR: Welcome back, Sarah Jane. 


Doctor Who: The Ark In Space

Doctor Who quotes

SARAH: Doctor, you're being childish.
DOCTOR: Well of course I am. There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes


Doctor Who: Robot

Spooks quotes

HOME SECRETARY: You know, back in my days as a student radical, our dreams were all about the glorious proletariat.

HARRY: We’ve still got those dreams on file somewhere.

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JOHN RUSSELL: What aren’t you telling me, Harry?

HARRY: John, I’ve been up all night, my psychic powers are at a low ebb. Please elaborate.

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FERNANDO TORRES: La vida no vale nada, as they say.

HARRY: Not an expression we hear very much around these parts, but then again we did have rather more success in seeing off the Spanish than you.

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HARRY: Did I not say to shut that bloody journalist up? We’re supposed to be MI-5, not the Stoke Newington branch of the Green Party.

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HARRY: I’m aware I have not played nicely with the other children.

HOME SECRETARY: Would it have killed you to pick up a golf club every once in a while?

HARRY: It may well have done, yes.

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DIMITRI: How was your, er, um, break?

HARRY: In one particularly dark moment I actually considered gardening.

Doctor Who quotes

The Brigadier: Do you know what you're doing?

The Doctor: My dear chap, I can't wait to find out.

- The Daemons

Doctor Who quotes

The Fourth Doctor: "You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views, which can be uncomfortable, if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."

Doctor Who quotes

The Doctor: "Aren't you going to say it's bigger on the inside? Everyone else does."
Benton: "That's obvious, isn't it?"

~Doctor Who 10.01 The Three Doctors

Doctor Who quotes

THE DOCTOR: Keep it confused. Feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set handy?

Corrie quotes

Sylvia: "It's an aloe vera plant. I bought it as a present for Hayley."
Roy: "Why? It's not particularly attractive."
Sylvia: "Well, neither are you, but she's still smitten."

~ Coronation Street, 20 June 2011

Holby quotes

Jac: "Are the rumours true?"
Hanssen: “You’ll have to be more specific. The one about me being undead is fallacious, for example.”

~ Holby City, 2011

Doctor Who quotes

"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."

~ The Second Doctor

Friends quotes

Mr. Heckles: You were disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't PLAY the oboe!
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe: In that case, I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down!

~ Friends